These are some jokes I have compiled!
How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.
What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain.
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
Thanks guys, hope you enjoyed!
Ethan